Drinking From The Commode

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 3 May 2010

Our dog Mxyzptlk was always drinking out of the commode if you left the lid up even though she had a bowl of water sitting there by her food dish. So I asked Dad, why does Mxyzptlk always drink out of the commode?

He said because the water was always nice and cool.

Years later it occurred to me, how did HE know?

--Don Peyote

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