Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
This is how the conversation went between my ex-wife and my new Mexican bride
Wife: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so..."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.."
Wife: (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora... the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"