The Maid

Submitted by birbee

Thursday, 29 April 2010

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

This is how the conversation went between my ex-wife and my new Mexican bride

Wife: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"


Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Your husband said so..."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.."

Wife: (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora... the gardener did."


Wife: "So how much do you want?"


Go to top
48 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more