Stop that pigeon

Submitted by Midgetgems

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

A pigeon went into a BMW showroom and saw a shiny red sports model.

"How much is this one?" asks the bird.

"£52,500" came the salesman's reply, "but that's perhaps too much for a little bird like you."

The pigeon thought for a moment before asking " Can you do finance on it?"

"Well," said the salesman, "you'd have put put a large deposit on it first."

The pigeon smiled.

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