A pigeon went into a BMW showroom and saw a shiny red sports model.
"How much is this one?" asks the bird.
"£52,500" came the salesman's reply, "but that's perhaps too much for a little bird like you."
The pigeon thought for a moment before asking " Can you do finance on it?"
"Well," said the salesman, "you'd have put put a large deposit on it first."
The pigeon smiled.
