The Robot

Submitted by norma snockers

Monday, 19 April 2010

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techogeek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Hey, congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way!

She's the latest Office Robot from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming, "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "Shit!

Perhaps I should have told him that her ass is a pencil sharpener!"


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