Ticket Taker

Submitted by Spicewood

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

A man bought tickets from the ticket window at a theatre on Broadway.

A few minutes later he returned and bought two more.

When, after a short interval, he came back to buy two more tickets, the ticket-seller opened the little door in the glass and spoke up.

"Aren't you the same gentleman who just bought two tickets and two others just a little while ago," he asked, puzzled.

"Yes", replied the man plaintively, "But there's some fool at the gate who keeps tearing them up!"

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