New Person in Prison

Submitted by Barwood

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old timer inquiringly.

The old timer says "Look at me I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe I used to lead the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women and ate in the best restaurants in France".

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing".

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