Good Guess

Submitted by Spicewood

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

We used to live out in the country, and we had some neighbors that were not too swift. I remember one time we were walking down the road to go fishing and we bumpped in to old Denman who had a burlap bag over his shoulder.

My neighbor asked old Denman, "What's in the bag?"

"Chickens," Denman replied.

"If I guess how many you got, how many can I have," my neighbor asked.

"You can have both of them," Denman replied.

"OK," said my neighbor, "I guess five."


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