Spooky

Submitted by Spicewood

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

A visiting professor at the University of Oklahoma was giving a seminar on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, How many people here believe in ghosts?

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well that's a good start, says the professor, Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good, continues the professor, I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?

15 students raise their hands.

That's a great response, remarks the impressed professor, has anyone here ever touched a ghost?

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? asks the professor.

One student in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished.

He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.

The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor asks, Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.

The student replies, Ghost?!? Dang, I thought you said goats.


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