Bloody Women Drivers!

Submitted by Lady Godiva

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new VW doing 75kph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.

In all, the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knockedmy Mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

BLOODY women drivers!!!


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