From Boy To Man

Submitted by WhoAreYouAll

Monday, 5 April 2010

Once was a boy , now this boy is a man
Investing his time to stop slapping his ham
His puberty has altered his dreams
His puberty made him understand

A man with a little to no self esteem
Said man has nothing to say so it seems
Floundering for some kind of clue
Floundering for some kind of scheme

But then a wild woman appeared
With unshaven armpits and great big beard
The man applied shaving cream to her face
And a napkin to wipe of her sneer

He got her drunk with green lemonade
Some additional disinfectant he sprayed
She tripped on her legs and her pants flew off
And this young hero finally got laid

A hero he was, always time to brag
Asks her brother if she fancies a shag
But even though she always says no
At least no one now can call him a fag

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