My Mate Colin.

Submitted by Barwood

Sunday, 4 April 2010

My mate and I were sat in the pub last night when he said he knows everyone in the world. I said never he said watch me and the next person who walked in came over and said Hello Colin how are you. This happened everytime someone came in.

I still didn't believe him so we went to London to see the Queen. Just as we were walking through St James Park we see Her Majesty and she says Hi Colin you all right. I was amazed but still sceptical so we went to Washington where on the White House steps we saw Barack Obama getting in to a limo. Hi Colin the President said. I was gob smacked but still didn't believe him so we went to Rome.

In Rome we gathered in St Peters Square with the other 250,000 people and Colin went to see the Pope as I waited in the square. Fifteen minutes later The Pope appeared on the balcony with Colin by his side.A man next to me asked who the bald headed bloke was next to Colin.

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