Birthday party

Submitted by Spicewood

Friday, 2 April 2010

An eccentric billionaire decided to throw a massive party for his birthday.

He had Tony Bennett and Tom Jones and Englebert and Dolly Parton and and many other famous personalities entertaining.

Midway through the party, he got on the microphone and announced to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion there was a swimming pool, and in it were two great white sharks. "I will give one million dollars to the person who swims across that pool.'"

The party continued with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there was a great splash and all the guests ran to the pool to see what had happened.

In the pool was a man swimming as hard as he could, fins came out of the water and the jaws were snapping and the man just kept on going and the sharks were gaining on him and he finally reached the end and jumped out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The eccentric billionaire grabbed the microphone and said, "I am a man of my word, here is one million dolars, in cash, what are you going to do with it?"

The swimmer took the microponone and said, "I will give half of this to the person who tells me who pushed me in."

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