Submitted by Nae mair crap

Sunday, 21 March 2010

Two blokes sitting in a pub, one says

"After 10 years of marriage, sex is down to three times a year"

The other replies

"Same here mate. As a matter of fact, if my wife didn't sleep with her mouth open, I'd have none at all"

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