007 Her Majesty's Secret Service ?

Submitted by mancalledhorsemanure

Sunday, 21 March 2010

I was talking to an Arab friend who said to me " Martini Masari," of which I asked what's " Martini Masari," and he replied " Give me your money," of wich I replied " Martini Masari," and he replied " Martini Tarsi," of which I replied " Martini Tarsi ?"and he replied " Give me your ass," of which time I replied " Martini Tarsi, and make mine shaken and not stirred ! " He then asked me if I knew who my father was and on remembering the same line Anthony Quinn, used on Omar Sharif, in the movie " Lawrence of Arabia," I replied " Do you know who yours is ?" and he gave me the same look Quinn gave Sharif in the movie that old Camel Dung salesman....

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