Canada in trouble

Submitted by Unknown

Tuesday, 16 March 2010

We are in trouble...

The population of this Canada is 33 million.

13 million are retired.

That leaves 20 million to do the work.

There are 9 million in school.

Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 8 million to do the work.

.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Afghans.

Which leaves 7.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 5.8 million people who work for provincial and municipal Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes..

Nice. Real nice.

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