When I Die

Submitted by dickie

Monday, 8 March 2010

A middle aged man comes home with bad news from the doctor , he has 6 months to live. After delivering the bad news to his wife, he reminds her to get rid of all his tools and toys! Why she said ? ..Why do I have to get rid of all your things? ...He said " Because when I die , I dont want some asshole messing with my stuff! His wife answered , "What makes you think Im going to marry another asshole !"

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