(None of that Sissy Shit)
Are ye tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley faces here.
Just the stone cold truth of friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help ye get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard what made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue --
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until Ye Stop Yer Whining!
6... When ye be confused --
I will use only wee words ye understands.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay away from me 'til ye are well again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at ye, ye clumsy arse ... but I will help you up.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...