Stan Microbrewman

Submitted by C. Cranium

Thursday, 4 March 2010

The bar was full
and tensions high.
The beer supply
was close to gone
all the kegs goin dry
and bottles were nye.

A riot was brewin
And the barkeep knew it.
Somebody threw a punch
that hit the wall
the next punch
launched a brawl.

In walked
whose name was Stan.
Followed by kegs on dollys
Pushed by Ken and Ben.

Liters were passed out
and in a flash
with no cash
The riot averted
The crowd converted
To higher priced beer
that supports
the local economy.

Super hero Microbrewman Stan
He will covert you when he can
Goodbye to Bud and Miller
Hello to Stan the brewman.

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