Gorilla goes into a bar

Submitted by C. Cranium

Thursday, 4 March 2010

Gorilla - Where is the bathroom?
Bartender - It's not public, you gotta buy something.
Gorilla - I'll have a glass of chocolate milk.
Bartender - Don't have that.
Gorilla - How about a sheet of 1/2" plywood.
Bartender - Hardware store down the block.
Gorilla - Then how about an empty glass.
Bartender - Sure. Excuse me gotta wait on a paying customer.
Bartender - So, you gunna get something?
Gorilla - Yes, How much for this glass of pee, to go?

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