I'm a horse stupid

Submitted by C. Cranium

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Horse comes into a bar and orders a martini.

Bartender says "that will be $4.50".

Bartender says "So, Why the long face?".

Horse gulps martini down and says "I'm a horse, stupid."

Bartender says "Oh yea and I'm a cheetah"

Horse says "Me too, I don't have $4.50".

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