Two pensioners, Gladys and Mavis, were sitting in a cafe having a cuppa. Gladys was telling Mavis about her holiday plans.
"We're thinking of going to Corfu for two weeks Mavis."
"Ooh!" exclaimed Mavis, "You wanna be ever so careful coz it's bloody 'ot out there. Melted my Fred's balls it did."
"What?" gasped Gladys, "Both of 'em?"
"All THREE of 'em Gladys." Mavis replied, "So that was 'im out o' the bloody ping pong tournament."