Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one of them says to the bartender, "Three Buds!" The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve pieces of string in here."
The three pieces of string walk out of the bar disgruntled. The second piece says, "He's a bloody moron. I'll go in alone and get the beers."
No luck. Same story, "Sorry, we don't serve pieces of string in here".
When he took the news back to his buddies they were getting really pissed off, not to mention, thirsty.
The 3rd piece of string says, "I'll go in and give it one last shot."
His buddies laughed scornfully at him and asked , "Why do you think the response YOU get will be any different to the response WE received?"
The 3rd piece of string answered, "Because I am going in DISGUISE, " and as he spoke he began to pull at his strands which started to look rather ragged. After doing this for a couple of minutes he said to his buddies.
"Next time you see me I will be carrying 3 beers," and he headed back confidently into the bar.
He approached the same bartender and asked for 3 beers.
"Hey," said the bartender, "Aren't you a piece of string."
"No," he replied, "I'm afraid not."
(Think about it. LOL)