Jokes to offend everyone - part two

Submitted by Unknown

Monday, 1 March 2010

Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.

Q. What's the difference between as girlfriend and a wife?
A. 10 years and 45 lbs.

Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. 45 minutes.

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.

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