Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.
Q. What's the difference between as girlfriend and a wife?
A. 10 years and 45 lbs.
Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. 45 minutes.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.