Three guys, more than a little inebriated, are chatting at the bar and one says, "If you were to give your wife an Indian name, what will it be? I'll start: I'd call my wife 'White Feather' because she is as light as a feather."
The second guy says, "I'd call my wife 'White Cloud' because she is as beautiful as a cloud in the sky."
The third guy says, "I'd call my wife 'Four Horses.'"
"Four Horses?" Wonder the other two guys. "Why?"
Third guy: "Nag. Nag. Nag. Nag."