A guy walks into a pub and grabs a seat at the bar.
It's kinda' busy, so the bartender comes by and ask "What can I get for you?"
The patron replies, "Whiskey!"
The bartender sets him up and keeps on working.
He slams down the shot and puts the glass down.
The bartender comes back and says, "That'll be $4.25."
"Oh NO!" replies the man. "You ask me what I wanted, I told you and you GAVE it to me. You said nothing about cost!"
The bartender steps back in surprise and looks down the bar at the other customers.
"He's right," explains one gentleman. "I'm a lawyer and he's got every right to refuse to pay under those circumstances!"
Furious, the bartender says, "Get the hell outta' my bar!!"
He leaves and the bartender takes the glass off the bar.
As he turns back around to wipe off the counter, he is amazed to see this guy back at the bar. "I thought I just told you to get outta' here!!"
"Oh no, it couldn't have been me."
The bartender leans back, crosses his arms and says, "Oh REALLY! Then you must have a double!!"
"Thanks," says the guy, "and give my lawyer friend one too!"