Elin is a smart little cookie

Submitted by jansal

Monday, 1 February 2010

Elin Woods is a smart little cookie
there won't be any more nookie -

She's not going to divorce him
she's keeping him home
There won't be anymore nights
where she'll be all alone -

The mistress who thought she'd be
the new Mrs. Woods
Can't get her hands
on any more goods-

Wake up now Tiger
and stay close to home
You had the best from the start
No more shall you roam.

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