Poop on your Egg

Submitted by jansal

Sunday, 31 January 2010

Most outdoor restaurants seaside in Florida have netting to prevent the seagulls from stealing your food, or POOPING on it.

The Sea Surf has a full metal roof over the top of their outdoor dining area dockside.

While eating breakfast one fine Florida morning, I occasioned to observe a tourist who just happened to be sitting under the one and only small hole in the roof.

Just after his bacon and eggs arrived, a very well aimed seagull perched itself right over that one hole. Yup, you're right, PLOP, right down perfect bulls eye right on top of the guys sunny side up egg.

Had I not observed the dirty deed by the dirty bird, the poor guy would have had a mouthful of POOP !

Would you have told him?

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