I don't want an erection

Submitted by jansal

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

An elderly gentleman goes into a drugstore to purchase some Viagra.

He tells the pharmacist he would like six of the pills and he would like each one to be cut into quarters.

The pharmacist looks at him kindly and says, "i can do that sir, but i have to tell you that one quarter of the pill will not give you an erection".

The elderly man says, "I don't want to get an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers".

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