Dog can't swim

Submitted by Xinix Xaxx

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Chad and Anthony decided to go on a duck hunting vacation. They had to rent a small boat and buy a retriever, a dog to collect and return the ducks they shot. They went out to a lake, floated out in their boat and waited. Soon enough, they shot their first duck. The dog hopped out of the boat, ran across the water, grabbed the duck, ran back across the water, and back into the boat.

Chad and Anthony were amazed. They zoomed back to the old man who sold them the dog. They dragged him back to the lake and out in their boat.

"Watch this!" Anthony said, when he shot a second duck. The dog again ran across the water to and the duck and back.

The old man looked sorry. He said, "Ok, guys, I'm sorry I tried to stick you with Melly."

"What do you mean? asked Chad "She's amazing!!!"

"Nah," the old man sighed. "She can't even swim."

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