It can now come out
without a doubt
that Humpty of the Dumpty family did not fall
He was pushed and shoved and kicked off the wall
He cracked his shell
and it hurt like hell
Dad Dumpty heard how his son cried
he rushed to his side, but too late Humpty had died.
This being the REAL STORY OF HUMPTY DUMPTY, it had to be edited
for the sake of the emotional reactions of small children.
THE END :)