Looking for "pussy"

Submitted by jansal

Saturday, 23 January 2010

This is a terrible story but true - When first married I lived in an apartment building. The "lady" upstairs entertained men quite a few nights out of the week.

I think on weekends she made house calls, but anyway, she had a cat and believe it or not it's name was "pussy".

She was quite attractive even though the women in the building did not approve of her mannerisms around men.

One night a few of us were standing around just talking in the main foyer and down the stairs comes the "lady of the house" with a tear in her eye she says to us, "has anyone seen my pussy"?

One smart ass goes, "I thought everybody did".

Poor thing, seems her cat had escaped her apartment the night before and she couldn't find it.

Most of the men in the building offered their help and most of women in the building are still not speaking to their husbands.

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