A guy walks into a pub to meet his mates for a beer. They are amazed at how healthy he is looking. In particular he has fantastically good-looking smooth skin on his face with a totally radiant glow.
"Jim you are looking fit and healthy. Started a new diet?"
"Nope," says Jim.
"So, you've joined a fitness club then?" "Nope," says Jim.
"But your face looks so fresh and healthy. Let us in on the secret Jim. What are you doing?"
"I've got a new girl friend," says Jim.
"But how does that get you healthy looking smooth skin on your face?" "Well" says Jim "my new girl friend has got the hairiest pussy I've every seen. In fact she's like a wire brush down there!" "So?" says the inquisitive friend.
"So, going down on her is the quickest way I know to exfoliate and moisturize your face at the same time!"