Jack and the Beanstalk -The Modern Version

Submitted by jansal

Saturday, 23 January 2010

Browns and Nables Fractured Fables -

The old story about Jack
and a big beanstalk-

Began long ago
and caused some to talk-

Jack found a box containing some beans
he gobbled them up and shit in his jeans.

Thus when the beans were finally planted by someone the ground was well fertilized and that is how the beanstalk grew to such a humongous height.

THE END :)


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