Snow White the modern version

Submitted by jansal

Saturday, 23 January 2010

Brown's and Nables Fables


Snow White, a pretty little thing, lived deep in the woods with seven small men.

She heard about a miracle drug that could make small men big and thought WTF why not give it a try.

So one day, she popped some cash into an envelope and waited patiently by the mailbox.

When the box with the small blue miracle pills arrived, she hid it in her closet hoping to try it out first chance she got.

Unbeknown to her, "Snoopy" found the box and thinking they were candy, popped several into his mouth..

That night as Snow White lie sleeping in her bed, she was awakened by "Dopey" who asked her if she knew where the wheelbarrow was.

"Why in the world would you want the wheelbarrow at this time of the night"? asked Snow White with a puzzled look on her face.

"Duh...uhhh... well... Snoopy needs help to carry something and he can't carry it himself, so I thought the wheelbarrow would help", said Dopey.

Snow White told him where to look and turned over and went back to sleep, but soon she thought she heard the sound of a wheelbarrow being pushed down the hall towards her bedroom.

Snow White and the seven big men lived happily ever after.
THE END

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