Over a cup of tea, two ladies took a break from a day of shopping and started discussing their husbands.
The first lady was so disgusted that her husband spent every weekend watching football, baseball reruns, soccer and any other sport he could find by scanning the channels.
The second lady sighed and related that her husband doesn't watch any sports any more.
"Wow, are you lucky or what"?
"No, I'm not", said the second lady sadly, "he's dead".