A woman trying to make her husband jealous, put an 8 x 10 picture of Stephen Seagal on her nightstand.
The first night her husband went to bed and didn't say a word.
The second night same thing.
By the third night the woman could stand it no more and said to her husband, "doesn't it make you mad that I have a picture of Stephen Seagal facing me on my nightstand"?
"No, why should it, if it doesn't bother him, why should it bother me".