The Suggestion

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 24 August 2008

The pair had just met at the carnival. In a casual sort of way, the fellow asked the girl what plans she had for the rest of the evening.

"Well," she replied candidly, "I'm going to find a handsome guy and invite him up to my apartment."


"I'll make him nice and comfortable, then mix him a drink."

"Uh huh"

"Then I'll turn the lights down low, shut the blinds and lock the front door."

"Go on."

"And then, when the right moment comes I'll let him take me in his arms and make passionate love to me. Well, What do you think of the idea?"

Smiled the fellow, "It sounds like a great idea, if you ask me."

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