Pilot or Lesbian

Submitted by jansal

Thursday, 14 January 2010

An old Pilot sat down at a Starbucks and ordered a large cup of coffee..

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in B-17's, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. Even when I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

They sat sipping their coffee in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

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