Jesus knows you are here

Submitted by jansal

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

A robber breaks into a house thinking the owners are on vacation and feels his way around in the stark dark looking for valuables.

All of a sudden out of the dark he hears, "JESUS KNOWS YOU ARE HERE".

He stops listens again and the voice repeats the warning.

He shines his flashlight around and the light lands on a large parrot in a cage and the parrot repeats the warning.

The robber laughs and amused by the talking bird says "what's your name little birdie"?

The bird tells him his name is "KILLER".

The robber laughs again and mumbles to the bird, "what kind of people name a little bird KILLER"?

The bird answers loudly, "The same kind of people that named their Rottweiler JESUS".

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