A Good Resolution

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 11 January 2010

A young man at a New Year's party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette. "I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," his friend says.

"I'm in the process of quitting," the man says. "Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."

"What's phase one?"

"I've quit buying."

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