Peer Pressure of the Elderly

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 4 January 2010

An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor from her church come to see her at the nursing home.

"How are you?" the visitor asked.

"Oh," said the elderly woman, "I'm just worried sick!"

"You look like you're in good health. They take good care of you here, don't they?"

"Oh, yes, they take good care of me here."

"Do you have any pain?" the visitor asked.

"No, I can't say I do," the elderly woman replied.

"Then what has you worried sick?" the visitor asked.

The elderly woman leaned in and explained, "All of my closest friends have already died and gone to heaven. I'm sure they are all wondering where I went!"

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