Two men sitting in a bar drinking... a lot. As they are sitting there drinking away, one man turns to the other and says,
"I have got to get out of here! Need to go home & tear my wife's panties off!"
The other man looks at him with confusion and replies,
"Well, what in the world just made you think of that?"
"Because," replies the guy, "they are too damn tight & they are cutting off my circulation!"