Grandma's accident

Submitted by Unknown

Thursday, 22 October 2009

So my grandma was really depressed and contemplating suicide. Being so old, she wasn't quite sure where her heart was. She called the doctor and asked, and he said it was behind her left breast.

Grandma then hung up, got granddad's old shotgun and fired right at her left breast.

Now she's in a wheelchair, having shot off her knee.

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