A toast

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 10 October 2009

A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The man raises his glass and says, "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead!"

"What's that mean?" asks the girl.

"That," answers her date, "is an authentic Irish toast."

"Oh., here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon."

"Bread, eggs and cinnamon? What's that?" asks the boy.

The girl says, "That's French toast."

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