Sex Like Chess

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Having sex in our bedroom is like playing a game of chess. Sometimes I am a horse, she's a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a bishop, she's a pawn, I'm a pawn, she's the bishop, I'm in check, she's been checkmated!

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