A miners tale.

Submitted by Locket

Saturday, 19 September 2009

Mick walks into a pub in a coal mining village in wales and orders a pint of beer. Whilst drinking he notices a man sitting in the corner with a very flat head and a cauliflower ear and starts chuckling to himself about the mand looks. The barman comes over and says;

"Oi don't laugh at Joe over there he's a local hero he is. When the mine collapsed a few years back he saved over seventy men by standing underneath a top beam support so the men could get out."

"Oh I see." said Mick "That must be how he got the flat head but what about the cauliflower ear?"

"Well, thats we they banged him into place!"

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