I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, but I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No" - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night!" but only if I wanted it to be. We went back to her place, undressed and I hopped into bed.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake!"
