The Maid

Submitted by norma snockers

Sunday, 13 September 2009

The Maid asked for a raise: The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: Well Madam, here are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

She got the pay raise.

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