Dick Cheney Says "Waterboarding Ain't Shit!"

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 11 September 2009

Dick Cheney told Wolf Blitzer that he is making such a fuss about this waterboarding business. Cheney said that waterboarding ain't nothing.

"You wanna talk about something that hurts?" Cheney remarked, "Go talk to poor old 78-year-old Harry Whittington, remember him? He's the poor son-of-a-bitch that I shot in the face three and a half years ago on that ranch outside of Corpus Christi, Texas.

Not that my friends is Pain!"

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