Red devil joke

Submitted by whatinthe world

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Man dies and goes to heaven. Arriving at the pearly gates St Peter asks him if he was good to his wife.

"Yeah, most times, why?" replied the man.

"I think you're a liar, that's why" argued the venerable saint.

"What football team do you support?" St Peter asked the man.

"Fulham FC" replied the man.

"So why are you wearing a Man U jumper?" Peter countered.

"The devil gave me this one" the man admitted, "he's just bought the team".

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